A tale of two toilets

Our water company is a predatory monster determined to loot and pillage whatever meager wealth the mostly poor residents of my particular area of outside-the-city-limits central Texas have managed to acquire. The first full month’s water bill we received when…

I am not okay

Hi there. It’s been a while. I’d like to say it’s because I’ve been “busy” or “stressed” or some other common complaint but the reality is that I am an undisciplined asshole and missing a single day immediately turned into…

Insomnia

I have a lot of trouble sleeping. The earliest trouble with sleeping I can recall was when I was 7 years old and I watched, helplessly, all night long as my Smurfs alarm clock, a gift from my grandmother, slowly…